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Postby d0c on Tue Apr 20, 2004 2:33 pm

Are you fed up with bringing bananas to work or school only to find them bruised and squashed? Our unique, patented device allows for the safe transport and storage of individual bananas letting you enjoy perfect bananas anytime, anywhere.

http://www.bananaguard.com/

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Postby TaKYoNtheKoRRuPTeD on Tue Apr 20, 2004 3:18 pm

Don't sportsmen use something similar? :wink:
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Postby spudthedestroyer on Tue Apr 20, 2004 6:40 pm

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Postby John_Doe on Tue Apr 20, 2004 8:03 pm

what about straight bananas? haven't seen much of those crooked ones here since EU imposed some new regulations about food helthcare.

btw, that thing looks more like a dildo to me.
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Postby Purple.Nightmare on Tue Apr 20, 2004 9:37 pm

dont they do a deluxe model with cushioned lining for extra protection?
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Postby TaKYoNtheKoRRuPTeD on Tue Apr 20, 2004 11:21 pm

LMFAO :beerchug:
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Postby karstmobile on Wed Apr 21, 2004 7:29 am

Hmm, the real test would be if you dared to carry it around in your back pocket, slightly hanging out... :wacky:
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Postby TaKYoNtheKoRRuPTeD on Wed Apr 21, 2004 11:08 am

Stick it down ya pants, at the front you morons, and watch the women flock to ya. Best of all, when you have had enuff just stick it down the back and watch em all leggit.
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Postby Purple.Nightmare on Thu Apr 22, 2004 12:20 am

:lol:
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Postby El Mariachi on Fri May 21, 2004 8:00 am

LOL I wish I invented that stuff, could have made hundreds of bucks by now
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