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Postby maxpayne2409 on Fri May 26, 2006 12:18 am

i saw the funniest news article ever today, Adult movie studio Defiance Films, MallCom and porn..erm "actress" Taylor Rain are running a competition where her luckiest 10 fans get to recieve a free handjob off her for her next movie "Killer Grip Kontest (sounds more like Mortal Kombat Porn to me :lol: )

Some Dirty Porn Site wrote:The sponsors have different accounts of who came up with the idea ("It was all Taylor Rain's idea," said Defiance honcho Keith O'Connor) but the result is the same: 10 fans will win handjobs from an impeccably manicured Taylor Rain in her Killer Grip Kontest.



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Postby spudthedestroyer on Fri May 26, 2006 12:49 pm

:lol:

How come porn stars never get done for prostitution or is it just that they don't get caught doing it?
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Postby maxpayne2409 on Fri May 26, 2006 1:03 pm

yeah really prostitutes are just freelance porn stars :lol:, wonder if that would work in a court of law :googley:
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Postby dinky on Fri May 26, 2006 5:07 pm

porn stars tend to look better if that hbo docu series is at all accurate.
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Postby maxpayne2409 on Fri May 26, 2006 5:42 pm

lol not all pornstars, have you never typed www.fatpie.com instead of fat-pie.com o see the latest goings on with Devvo :lol:

Spud will probably know who Devvo is (that is if Spuds down with the cool kids)
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Postby dinky on Fri May 26, 2006 7:56 pm

oh. yeah. hell. there's tons of dog-ugly porn stars. but...well...I've never seen the heidi fleiss caliber "escorts" - just the cracked-out junkies from an 80s movie on that docu series...what was it called? hooking? there's also something called Whore with denise richards and (I think) cameron diaz, but I haven't watched that. and of course the eileen miles thing (monster) - totally butt fugly.
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