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Postby El Mariachi on Tue May 25, 2004 7:44 pm

Dunno about mine, but when I was alone I felt like something was missing... although I had plenty of time to do things for myself.

Nowadays either the toilet is occupied, the shower or the computer.

The last one annoys me the most, like today
We come home a bit later, we both walk the dog for long. I want to sit down to the computer and her mother comes online (she's from argentina, both of them) and they start to talk online through a microphone.

HECK, so I went cooking and she ate behind the computer while I ate watching tv, Diagnosis Murder. awesome har har har NOT.
Later I was done I fell asleep on the couch, slept for an hour, I wake up and she was sleeping too and left the computer on. Dog wanted to go out so I take him out for a bit and sit behind the computer. Girlfriend wakes up and she wants to watch a movie. I said it's kinda late now and she says... ok I watch half a movie on the computer.
Are you busy?

I say, actually yes, I'm converting the Wingcommander IV DVD to divx and I just did one clip today.

and as nice and stupid as I am I let her sit behind the computer and pull myself back to my crappy server.

I'm going to bed now. ALONE


anyone else here have nifty stories about their spouse?
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Postby d0c on Tue May 25, 2004 11:08 pm

i can give you solution to your problems... get two computers, two tvs, two tv chairs, two toilets, two cars, dishwashing machine etc... it solve everything ;)
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Postby Blade Runner on Tue May 25, 2004 11:10 pm

I.E. get your own place :wacky:
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Postby spudthedestroyer on Wed May 26, 2004 12:04 am

d0c wrote:i can give you solution to your problems... get two computers, two tvs, two tv chairs, two toilets, two cars, dishwashing machine etc... it solve everything ;)


two girlfriends too :mrgreen:

oh wait.. you'd need four computers then :matrix:
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Postby maxpayne2409 on Wed May 26, 2004 12:08 am

the most wonderous thing is you dont like diagnosis murder???? its the best thing on tv....if you want to laugh uncontrolably like a lunatic for 45minutes at dick van dyke (going for the gay & lesbian market there obviously LOL) and that short idiot guy he hangs about with, its jsut pure comedy

incidently y not tell ur missus ur gonna try summat kinky, handcuff her to the bed, then go hang out on teh computer..... hmmm why am i single again? lol
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Postby Bassline on Wed May 26, 2004 12:09 am

spudthedestroyer wrote:
d0c wrote:i can give you solution to your problems... get two computers, two tvs, two tv chairs, two toilets, two cars, dishwashing machine etc... it solve everything ;)


two girlfriends too :mrgreen:

oh wait.. you'd need four computers then :matrix:



damnit i've only got 3 pc's :( i guess i'll stick with the one wife then :wacky:
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Postby mw2merc on Sun May 30, 2004 6:46 pm

Actually, I like being single right now. I can do what I want, when I want, and I'm NOT required to report to ANYONE!!! Besides, I'm having a hard time paying for all my bills to worry about my money draining into a GF's purse.

d0c wrote:i can give you solution to your problems... get two computers, two tvs, two tv chairs, two toilets, two cars, dishwashing machine etc... it solve everything ;)


Not quite everything, but pretty damn close. :twisted:
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Postby mw2merc on Sun May 30, 2004 6:47 pm

Oh yeah, forgot about being able to have sex with other people. A constant 1 is good, but variety is the spice of life. 8)
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Postby maxpayne2409 on Sun May 30, 2004 7:30 pm

hehe i totally agree mw2merc thats a ... bone-us lol bad joke
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Postby mw2merc on Sun May 30, 2004 7:36 pm

I can't believe it. Well, yes I can. This chick at work, probably 10-15 years younger than me was hitting on me yesterday! :twisted: I told her I wouldn't consider it harassment due to the age differance. :mrgreen:
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Postby maxpayne2409 on Sun May 30, 2004 7:46 pm

hehe did you tell her to sack it before giving her a tonk in the tradesmans entrance and having her lick your yarbles? :wink:
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Postby mw2merc on Sun May 30, 2004 7:55 pm

maxpayne2409 wrote:hehe did you tell her to sack it before giving her a tonk in the tradesmans entrance and having her lick your yarbles? :wink:


Say WTF??? Yarbles??? If she's working today, I'll tease her.
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Postby maxpayne2409 on Sun May 30, 2004 8:20 pm

Yarbles???


balls mate :wacky:
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Postby Slap_Happy on Mon May 31, 2004 12:34 am

i got hit on at the nut institute for nut confectionary once by a girl squirrel called Hazel, but she was too young for me so i let her down as gently as i could :) , then she got transferred to the fruit & nut section instead of collections so it all worked out in the end
Mr. Big Squirrel he say "if tree has many nuts, it good find, if lady squirrel has nuts... best to run & hide"
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Postby spudthedestroyer on Mon May 31, 2004 12:41 am

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Don't worry, Steve captured and ate here.
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Postby mw2merc on Mon May 31, 2004 7:01 am

spudthedestroyer wrote:Don't worry, Steve captured and ate here.

Damn, and I'm hungry! Hey, I could eat Slap.
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Postby dadsarmy on Thu Jul 29, 2004 3:27 pm

Missis are a pain in the arse,have been with mine 8 years and it feels a lifetime.Think i need to set up old comp and share connection as i'm sick of being forced off comp so she can tap away for hours ebaying and playing bingo on line lol.nothing worse than a nagging women bitching while you are trying to play a game watch a film or trying to chat on line with missis standing over you comeing out with sly comments about all the birds you are seeing behind her back lol.Belive me i am thinking off getting my own place and just seeing missis the the quick shag or might invest in rubber doll lol.
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Postby maxpayne2409 on Thu Jul 29, 2004 10:28 pm

lol this si why i dont ahve a gf, why bother when theres plenty of sluts about to satisfy your primal urges with none of the "ooh lets cuddle and talk" afterwards
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Postby Blade Runner on Fri Jul 30, 2004 12:07 am

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I can see, he likes playing with hid nuts
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Postby bobbystills on Fri Jul 30, 2004 7:06 pm

maxpayne2409 wrote:lol this si why i dont ahve a gf, why bother when theres plenty of sluts about to satisfy your primal urges with none of the "ooh lets cuddle and talk" afterwards


i saw this pic and immediatly thought of u payne :wink:

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shes no halle berrry but
maxpayne2409 wrote:urgh god no i wouldnt ever wanna see halle berry the fucking ugly hideous disgusting foul offender of the eyes that she is she makes me wanna be sick coz shes so ugly and disgusting :-o
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