Turkish Star Wars (1982)

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Turkish Star Wars (1982)

Postby mxyzptlk on Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:26 pm

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Sinopse: For anyone who has not seen any Turkish cinema, Turkish Star Wars is certainly the best barometer you can find. Using actual footage from the original Star Wars, the story is about 2 space fighter pilots who are shot down over a desert planet and discover a colony of people who are being oppressed by horse back riding mutant savages! It's up to them to save the people from the oppressive mutants! Combining life size evil Muppets with a Flash Gordon like bad guy; and stealing not only footage and soundtrack from Star Wars, but music from Indiana Jones and others.
None of this knowledge could possibly prepare you for the jaw-dropping insanity of "The Turkish Star Wars." This film is not actually a scene-for-scene remake of the George Lucas landmark, although it shamelessly pirated the special effects footage from the 1977 original and tacked it into a feverish nightmare of celluloid dementia which needs to be seen if only to prove how far the minds of lunatic filmmakers can run. Prepare yourself, because the only way to appreciate "The Turkish Star Wars" is to follow the storyline through its labyrinthine lunacy.

Long ago in a Turkish-speaking galaxy far, far away, the universe is being imperiled by a quartet of evildoers: two bush-haired men wearing Mardi Gras costumes, a slutty babe dressed as Cleopatra, and a blue robot with an ambulance light on his head. (I am not making this up...I could not possibly make this up!) Their fleet of spaceships go to war against the flying saucers of a heroic group of rebels, and for several minutes the screen is filled with F/X footage from a battered print of "Star Wars." There's no Luke Skywalker here, but instead we have two middle-aged space jockeys (Cuneyt Arkin and Ayetkin Akkaya) who are leading the rebel attack. Unfortunately, there was no budget for a spaceship set here, so the heroes are photographed in very tight close-ups while footage from "Star Wars" plays on a rear projection behind them.

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Postby digitalgodd on Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:41 pm

Looks horrible...downloading NOW...
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Postby mxyzptlk on Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:49 pm

it is, I almost shit my pants from laughter when I watched it :mrgreen:
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Postby Jynks on Fri Oct 05, 2007 7:15 am

can also be found here... I think this is a better quality version.



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Postby mxyzptlk on Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:43 pm

bugger, thats the same rip :wink:

missed out on it.
well, I guess shit like this deserves its own thread :mrgreen:
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